Would you read this book?

We talked my sister into swallowing a penny. I believe the story was that if she ate the penny, candy would grow off her body. How that story was even created or made sense to anyone at all is beyond me. Either way, she ate the penny and we all ended up taking a nice day trip to the Emergency Room. Of course, there was really nothing they could do for her, except to make sure that it ped, which it did. When it did, not only did the doctor give her a lollipop for being so patient, which I did not get even though I had to sit there patiently as well, but my parents decided a trip to Toys R’ Us was in order. For 30 grueling minutes I got to watch my sister run around the store until she finally settled on a toy to make up for all her misery from that day. God only knows why, but she picked a teddy bear, out of everything there. But the part that pissed me off the most was the fact that she named the bear Penny. Extremely clever for a 3 year old who believes people can grow candy